VomitoriumDehydration.
I'm such a pussy--nine-thirty. Fucking crashed at nine-thirty. Aren't sitcoms still on at nine-thirty?
If you black out before ten o'clock, you're a fucking pussy.
I get a pass this time because I didn't know.
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Loser SundayLast night I felt like getting laid, so I went on Google, and just by chance decided to look up psychics. There's this popular occult shop near my place, so I went on their website and looked up the profiles of all their psychics until I found the hottest one.Loser Sunday
Thirty bucks for thirty minutes.
Why not? Fuck it, cheaper than Jdate.
We sit down in her office, and I'm staring at her huge tits while she's reading my future. To tell you the truth, I barely remember anything she said, I was too busy trying to score. Of course I did not score, and ended up at a local dump bar near my pad hitting on bartender ch
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The ThreatYou will know when I have arrived I think you should be prepared for a fightThe Threat
I promise you violence and I promise an end You know the meaning of this letter--you know my justification is sound-- When I see you smiling I die inside, so the least I can do is return the favor Oh don't try to hide, I know you too well, I know where you go when the streetlights come on and the freeways crawl red
I am the destroyer now, you made me the destroyer It is too late now--for you--to change my course Aimed at your heart with the trajectory of a living bullet Flesh bullet, aimed at your heart We
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I am a robotI am a robot. Nobody knows. Go to work, drink water from the cooler drink coffee, drink soda, eat a Pop-tart, my stomach gears enable me to ingest solids and liquids, collecting in a thick plastic canister where my bladder should be.I am a robot
I am a robot. Instead of a cock I have a seven-inch PVC pipe--no trough urinal for me, no baseball games at aged stadiums. My plastic canister contains acids that melt down solids that I then piss out. No shitting--my colon isn't upgraded. I piss everything melted down, makes the bathroom smell like dead animal for a few minutes but I blame the Korean intern.
I am a robot.
I
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Strange Days of Elvis"Hand me that chicken leg with the gravy, Patrick...yep that one, thanks." Elvis and the Memphis Mafia sat around eating KFC, sixteen buckets of extra fried chicken, biscuits and tubs of coleslaw crowding the dining room table. Everybody was jet-lagged after the 25 hour flight from Japan, but Elvis was six Dexedrine into the new timezone, and wanted to keep partying. "Invite the ladies over," Elvis kept telling his assistant Don, mouth full of chicken, gravy in the corners of his mouth. "Tell them I'm home and looking for company for the weekend." Elvis was in one his increasingly disturbing moods, awake three days strStrange Days of Elvis
by ~SonuvaGun
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Water, a scary thoughtDid you know that Scientists say That the water we have now Is the same since time began? An interesting thought Wouldn’t you agree? It’s ‘cause of the water recycle thing When the sun draws it to the sky It fills up the clouds and returns as rain. Of course we have provided ways to Help nature with the cleaning. But still, Think about for a moment. If it really is the same The water you’re drinking now Could be the same as that A group of pirates fought in. Or where a bear hunted Or maybe, just perhaps Where a dino bathed. So theWater, a scary thought
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